No Sex Please, We’re British

//No Sex Please, We’re British

a farce by Anthony Marriott & Alistair Foot

Directed by: Damon Hill


Asst Manager Peter and his young wife Frances live over the bank and they could reasonably expect to look forward to a calm happy start to their married life together.. However, when Frances innocently sends a mail order for some Scandinavian glassware, an unfortunate error occurs and instead of glassware they find inundated with pornographic material, photographs, books, films and eventually girls that threaten to engulf the happy couple. The matter is considerably complicated by Peters snobbish mother, his boss, a visiting bank inspector, a police superintendent and a muddled friend who does everything wrong in his reluctant efforts to make everything right.


Wednesday 4th October 2017 to Saturday 7th October 2017 at 8:00pm
Tuesday 10th October 2017 to Saturday 14th October 2017 at 8:00pm
Matinee each Saturday at 2:30pm